CHEAP THRILLS AND CHEESECAKE

tastefullyoffensive:

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Sep 2

tastefullyoffensive:

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(via waitwatwhy)

1. Use your tongue

(Source: she-wants-the-eod, via spicy-vagina-tacos)

Sep 2
How to finger a girl

ace:

No one could ever hate me half as much as I don’t care

(via unordinaryy)

Sep 2
Sep 2

heckayeah:

american sex ed

(Source: alotofbeautyinordinarythings, via waitwatwhy)

Sep 2

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chanel-smokes:

daisycreek:

memoirs-of-a-cat:

story of my life

Last night

most relatable line in television
Sep 2

chanel-smokes:

daisycreek:

memoirs-of-a-cat:

story of my life

Last night

most relatable line in television

(Source: doesnteverybodywanttofallinlove, via guy)

Sep 2

twofishies:

lightspeedsound:

all-the-fangirl-feels:

#remember how this movie took female stereotypes and crushed them into a million pieces

casual reminder that Elle Woods scored a 179 on the LSAT, which is one point shy of a perfect score.

Casual reminder that Whatshisface here had family connections and was a legacy and shit, whereas Elle Woods came out of nowhere.

casual reminder that Elle Woods actually had an amazing background in real life issues that people dismissed as unimportant but managed to not only learn the law, but learned how to apply the law.

Casual reminder that Elle Woods used her lawyer skills to save a woman from an abusive relationship and also save another woman from trumped up murder charges and basically what I’m saying is you go, girl, go get ‘em Elle Woods, thank you for this movie.

what’s fantastic about this movie is that it’s not that fucked up brand of feminism where the girls who arent like other girls and sip tea and read hemingway look down on the blonde party sluts. the message of the movie is like, you can be blonde and attractive AND enjoy stuff like shopping and partying and you can still be smart and kick ass!!!

(Source: fifthharmony, via waitwatwhy)

Sep 2

gaksdesigns:

Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex 

(via waitwatwhy)

llllucy:

Me at parties
Sep 2

llllucy:

Me at parties

(Source: ceremonialize, via waitwatwhy)

Sep 1

(via guy)

"Boy, I sure do love wearing pants!"

- no one ever (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

(via spicy-vagina-tacos)

Sep 1
Sep 1

(via guy)

worshiptheband:

the best youtube comment 
Aug 31

worshiptheband:

the best youtube comment 

(via gnarly)

onlinegf:

modern romance <3
Aug 31

onlinegf:

modern romance <3

(via onlinegf)

loserdyke:

sadgirl-s:

ewok-gia:

couple fell through the window they were having sex against

Wow

relationship goals
Aug 31

loserdyke:

sadgirl-s:

ewok-gia:

couple fell through the window they were having sex against

Wow

relationship goals

(via disvalue)